A Brazilian sex-shop teller was unexpectedly tied up last week as an armed robber broken in and helped himself to a gold vibrator worth around £2.5k.
While erotic goods and luxury lingerie are amongst the top products in the Brazilian luxury sex toy store, being tied up while on the clock certainly wasn’t a part of the clerk’s job description.
The raunchy robber took the Swedish-made gold vibrator but didn’t take anything else: the rest of the luxury erotica was left on the shelf to be sold to other customers and the clerk was left tied up until she was rescued by the local police.
Store owner Vanessa Baldini added that the gold vibrator wasn’t solid gold at all and that the robber is going to be sorely disappointed: the sex toy has a stainless steel shaft which means that getting the gold plating off of the vibrator is going to be near to impossible.
If that’s not enough, Baldini also pointed out that the robber may opt to get his rocks off with the vibrator as a consolation prize, but he neglected to pinch the charger for this pocket rocket. With no buzz and no gold either, the thief is going to be at a double loss.
Baldini added, “I really don’t know what he’ll do. I’ll leave it up to his imagination.”
The theft comes in time for Brazil’s own Valentine’s Day which is a high season for erotic shops and online sex toy retailers.
- How the Pec Deck Works Your Chest - April 19, 2024
- Homemade Eye Drops: Risks, Benefits, and More - April 19, 2024
- SMART TOOTHPICKS COMPANY - July 29, 2023
