It’s that time of the year: everyone is stressed, it’s almost mid-term, your kids are driving you mad – and you seriously need a weekend away. If you’re too tired to have date nights and you’re too stressed to relax, it’s time to send kids off to granny for the weekend and book yourself a romantic cottage break in the Cotswolds with a difference: it’s FunSwings time.
A pretty 15th century timber-framed cottage in an enormous farm estate sets the scene. You’d hardly imagine that this charming cottage is the ideal location for an erotic getaway for couples – unless you step inside, of course. There’s no internet here, and there’s nothing to distract you from your partner and your weekend break. It’s all about YOU.
The charming exterior hides the romantic interior from view, but don’t be alarmed: it’s everything you want and more. The cottage is decked out from top to bottom with cosy, romantic décor, and the cottage comes equipped with its namesake: the funswing. It’s a kind of suspension swing contraption which makes erotic encounters much more fun as you swing into position with your partner. Suspended over a bed, it makes the kama sutra look easy and is the perfect sex toy for your weekend break!
This cheeky cottage is set within 60 acres of gorgeous farmlands and is a short drive away from village restaurants and shops if you work up an appetite. There are plenty of nooks and crannies within the cottage that can be used by the more adventurous couples for lovemaking, and there are outdoor opportunities for the exhibitionists out there too with nobody around to catch you in the act.
A weekend in this Cotswolds Cottage will cost £249.00 for two, and includes full accommodation and use of the facilities and self-catering kitchen. If you fall in love with the FunSwing, you can even order one to take home!
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