The Home Porn Kit: Everything You Need To Make A Memorable Movie

The Home Porn Kit: Everything You Need To Make A Memorable Movie

DIY Porn is all the rage with lots of couples enjoying a voyeuristic aspect of their sexual relationship by filming themselves in bed (or in the bath, on the stairs, on the couch…). It’s not about being a porn star or creating adult entertainment: it’s about adding a bit of excitement to your erotic experiences, making you feel like the star of your own movie, and experimenting with voyeurism in a safe, contained environment with somebody you trust.

We always hear the adage that life’s about the journey, and the same can be said for your sexual experiences. It’s not about producing a film that you’re going to win awards for: simply relax and enjoy the heightened sexual experience of an intimate moment being filmed, knowing that you’re producing something that is going you tingle with pleasure afterwards.

That’s where the Home Porn Kit comes in. It relishes in the humorous porn films from the 70s where every man is a plumber/electrician/handyman and every pornographic scene is enacted between him and a domestic goddess, confined to the home during the daytime. Care to fix my leaky pipes?

Based on a fun and humorous premise, it will enable you to get into the experience of filming your own porn film a lot easier with a lot more confidence that you’re doing something for fun. The kit contains everything you need to set the scene: script sheets and a clapper board so that you know your lines and can easily slip into the role you’re supposed to be playing. The outfits are included too: handcuffs and a moustache for him, and fishnets and crotchless knickers for her. A 4.5 inch long vibrator is also included to buzz things into action – like you need any help!

The kit makes a fun present or a great introduction to home films of an adult nature; whether you want to add a bit of fun role-play to the bedroom or you want to ease into making movies for your own pleasure with a bit of humour that’s ideal for creating a relaxed environment. Set your camera up, snap the clapper board down and let the film start rolling as you expose your intimates for a one-of-a-kind family movie that’s best kept behind closed doors.

Crystal Kadir

MS, Durham University
GP

The work of a family doctor includes a wide range of clinical diversity, which requires extensive knowledge and erudition from a specialist. However, I believe that the most important thing for a family doctor is to be human because the cooperation and understanding between the doctor and the patient are crucial in ensuring successful health care. On my days off, I love being in nature. Since childhood, I have been passionate about playing chess and tennis. Whenever I have time off, I enjoy traveling around the world.

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